Wednesday, April 14, 2004

First of all, Busty, you're 5 year old shouldn't be wearing diapers should it? Anyway, the important things....RUN! Get to the Mexican border, make lots of friends and hide. Change your name to Alaine Buttheimer and prostitute yourself one more night to get enough money for the plastic survery on your nose. Yes, you need to get nose survery. It will disguise you. Also, you need to die your hair Chrimson Glow. It's a red. Last..you need to tie a hot dog around your neck..it's a mafia repelant. They'll come no where near it.