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04/01/04--07:50: Thursday, April 01, 2004 (chan 1708092)

Hello. I'm here to help with anything you may need. I'll update once a week to answer your comments. I hope things go well for all of you! Have a GREAT day!




04/13/04--05:49: Tuesday, April 13, 2004 (chan 1708092)

msmudqueen- I've seen your grandfather many times and I'd have to say that if you didn't have feelings for him, you'd be crazy. Al Labiche? The king of stoutness. Dont worry. All this is completely normal.

MaeMae06011- Why..I am your school therapist.


04/13/04--12:51: Tuesday, April 13, 2004 (chan 1708092)

MaeMae06011- You sound like a bay-bay. Don't worry about who this is. Just let me do my job peacefully which is to help you young angels.

BustyTheOverallSlayer- Sexual Temptation...it's something we all go through. Control yourself..I know you can do it. Pick out all of the flaws in a person so rid your mind of the erotic thoughts.

scoobajon- Stunned by the wonderful, online therapy? Don't be afraid Jon..don't be embarassed to ask for help if you're going through a time of need.

Until next time guys!




04/13/04--18:35: Wednesday, April 14, 2004 (chan 1708092)

Greetings once again. I would like to announce to you that we now have 2..yes 2 therapy workers at Shannon High. Our new therapist is "ShannonHighAssistantTherapist", I believe. We'd be more than happy to give advice to you young ones. We know that so many people at Shannon (Along with other schools) are stupid and carry too much drama on their shoulders to use it for attention and also don't know how to let things go. [ADVICE- A week old conversation and "matter" is musty and you should be locked in a padded room for 94 minutes because you're still talking about it] We know that some of you have sexual fantasies for 90 year old men. But that's okay though! You have us. No need to worry.

Thanks to all who stops by

- The SHS Therapist


04/14/04--05:49: Wednesday, April 14, 2004 (chan 1708092)

-Thanks SHAT

-I suppose it's okay to have a certain love for me, eve_el(?). However, being in love..no

- Scoobajon..why do you insist on not following directions? It was a bad idea to eat those meatballs. Yes, they're scrumcious but 2 minutes over..that's deadly.


- By the way...The therapist can have his/her own problems too.

- Just call me Doctor, independent_blu_j

- Inner beauty is a wonderful thing. Thank you eve_el (?)


04/14/04--07:40: Wednesday, April 14, 2004 (chan 1708092)

First of all, Busty, you're 5 year old shouldn't be wearing diapers should it? Anyway, the important things....RUN! Get to the Mexican border, make lots of friends and hide. Change your name to Alaine Buttheimer and prostitute yourself one more night to get enough money for the plastic survery on your nose. Yes, you need to get nose survery. It will disguise you. Also, you need to die your hair Chrimson Glow. It's a red. Last..you need to tie a hot dog around your neck..it's a mafia repelant. They'll come no where near it.